Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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