these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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