yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
worst night to have a conscience
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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