But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My pussy is not your playground.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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