Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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