Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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