Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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