Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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