on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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