Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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