i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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