Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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