Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I have demons in me.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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