So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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