why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
