He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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