We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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