eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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