The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You have to summon your inner elephant
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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