I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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