On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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