The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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