don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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