We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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