On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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