we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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