If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Pants are for mortals
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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