Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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