Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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