I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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