im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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