How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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