Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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