i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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