You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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