Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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