She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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