I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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