We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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