She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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