My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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