i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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