so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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