3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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