He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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