You're completely useless in the revolution.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
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Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize