scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm always down for nudity.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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