just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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