I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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