i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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