No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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