quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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