she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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