I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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