My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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