help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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