i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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