Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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