i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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