turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
