Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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