i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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