Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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