your thong is hanging out like whoa
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My penis needs a shock collar
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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